CroutonsOfDeath

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Salt Lake Shitty
Job: Projectionist

I'm just some lazy Brummie stuck in the Shitty United States with an awesome wife named Chie. I like to watch movies, then go home and whine about them. What else is new? Everyone and their retarded grandfather does it.

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10/6/08

Level: 14
Aura: Evil

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Blams: 87
Saves: 153
Rank #: 32,855

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Exp. Points: 2,040 / 2,180
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Voting Pow.: 5.61 votes

BBS Posts: 16 (0.04 per day)
Flash Reviews: 181
Music Reviews: 2
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Score: 9
This is Why You're Fat

"Pretty funny"

date: December 1, 2009

That was pretty funny. xP I kinda got the poor pilgrim stuck in an infinite loop though, I tried seeing what would happen if I didn't get a single turkey. As I'm writing this review he's still feverishly biting at the air xP I didn't think I'd ever see a Pilgrim trying to eat the air, nor did I think I'd ever see one take up half of my screen.

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Score: 10
Edd Egg - Werewolf

"EDD EGG RAWKS!"

submission: Edd Egg - Werewolf
date: November 7, 2009

Ahh man.. best episode of Edd Egg yet! This made a rather depressing day awesome. My chest hurts xD I stopped by the forums again briefly, jeez has it grown since I last visited it.. but that's because the holy deity of Edd Egg has been spread far and wide now! Seriously, I await every new Edd Egg episode with bated breath. They get better and better, and this is the best yet. :D

Also, I still friggen' love Straight Guy's voice. I was born a Brummie and my years here in America hasn't changed me! Brummie's are FOREVER.

Fav'd. Rock on, Bowley.

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Score: 8
You Cried Me

"Not bad!"

submission: You Cried Me
date: November 7, 2009

I liked it, especially the FBF animation. Very fun video. At first, I didn't really care for the song, but it grew on me. The song still won't make my favourites list, but it is pretty good. You have great flash talent :)

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Score: 9
Left 4 Bed

"Poor Louis"

submission: Left 4 Bed
date: November 7, 2009

Y'know, I'm normally offended by jokes like this. I know I shouldn't laugh, I know it shouldn't be funny, but it it is, as well as utterly horrifying. Some of the expressions were pretty lulzy. I feel bad for Louis though, if my calculations are correct, Bill is so awesome that he'd be gigantic. Yes, I really like Bill. Crotchety old men FTW

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Score: 10
The Fear Hole - Episode 8

"Yayyyyy!!!"

date: November 1, 2009

I've been waiting for a new Fear Hole ep forever. The wait has payed off :D This was a great episode. Your animation continues to improve, and as always you've got some great looking monsters. I still think that the recording quality can improve (Although the actual acting quality is great) but that doesn't really take away my enjoyment of it. Fav'd just like the rest!

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Score: 8
Inculcation

"Pretty good"

submission: Inculcation
date: October 28, 2009

As a fan of Point 'n Click games and horror, these style games usually pique my interest. This one was pretty good, not as scary as it could've been, but the atmosphere was expertly executed so it was definitely creepy. The puzzles were somewhat easy, but still took some thought, which is the entire point. Not bad!

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Score: 10
WhatD'YouThinkOfMyDadNow

"GENIUS!"

date: October 13, 2009

You sir, are a GENIUS! This movie was pure balls to the wall GENIUS! I haven't seen such GENIUS in years! I can't wait to see more by you. Your contribution to the Disney Collab was one of the few good ones, and Carl V. Computer was pretty good, but this is TRUE GENIUS! I shall have to look forward to your work in the future.

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Score: 7
T E T R I S ' D: The Game

"S'all Right"

date: October 11, 2009

It was fun, but unfortunately some glitches kinda ruined it for me. Mainly the "Get squished by air" glitch that happens about every 2 seconds. If you climb onto a block, you often get squished by nothing, or you'll get squished by a block on the other side of the board. You also get squished if you try and save a fall by climbing onto a block even if there isn't a block above it. It's fun, but that glitch is REALLY killing it for me. Please fix it. Otherwise, its pretty fun and I love that Tetris remix.

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Score: 8
Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise

"Decent."

date: October 9, 2009

Can't say I've ever played one of these before, mostly because I only really play porn games if I'm REALLLY bored and my wife isn't in the mood. Speaking of my wife, actually she was the one who convinced me to try it since we both like Hentai. I wouldn't consider it a particularly good 'game' per-se, since all you do is click on dialogue boxes and hope they work, but the hentai was good enough to make up for it. The music was a little annoying, it maybe would've been nice to have a switch. In the end I suppose it didn't matter though, the hentai was pretty hot so w/e. Hey, it got Chie & I in the mood ;3

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Score: 10
Captain Planet Strip Club

"Awesome as usual :D"

date: October 7, 2009

As usual Chris, your animation, your bizarro sense of humour, everything is great. I've told my friend Emma in Perth to keep an eye out for this on TV :P She's not too familiar with you, but maybe you'll find another fan. Fav'd as usual!

October 7, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks croutons! i just hope the tv version makes sense, i had to cut a lot out.

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