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Total Medals Earned: 1,159 (From 194 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 17,790 Points

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 6/9 (30/60 points)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

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Super SOPA Bros.

Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)

Fire Power 5 Points

Shoot those censor boxes!

Mushroom 5 Points

Tasty.

1UP 10 Points

Find that secret block...

Star Power 10 Points

Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.

Kill All Enemies 25 Points

If only killing SOPA was that easy...

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super sweatshop mastar

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

1000 km 25 Points

Go 1000 km for the mother land

5000 km 50 Points

Go 5000 km for great power

10000 km 100 Points

Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 4/17 (100/525 points)

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

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T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tek Tactical

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Killer 5 Points

Kill 5 enemies.

Goal Setter 5 Points

Earn 6 achievements.

Mass Murderer 5 Points

Kill 125 enemies.

Minimalist 5 Points

Earn 1 achievement.

Serial Killer 5 Points

Kill 30 enemies.

Achievement Acquirer 10 Points

Earn 40 achievements.

Badge Badger 10 Points

Earn 25 achievements.

Goal Getter 10 Points

Earn 16 achievements.

Half-Assed 10 Points

Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.

Rampage 10 Points

Kill 550 enemies.

Maniac Murderer 25 Points

Kill 1,900 enemies.

Medal Monster 25 Points

Earn 80 achievements.

Non-Stop Rampage 25 Points

Kill 1,125 enemies.

Maniacal Mangler 50 Points

Kill 11,000 enemies.

Medal Maniac 50 Points

Earn 110 achievements.

Menacing Maimer 50 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies.

Genocide 100 Points

Kill 60,000 enemies.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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