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Recent Movie Reviews

Markiplier FNAF 3 Markiplier FNAF 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

So yeah, I gotta admit something. Not to insult the admittedly talented people who do this sorta thing, but I have to admit I could never really get into a lot of fan videos for YouTubers like this mainly because they were just "Here's an animated version of the game for him to walk and talk in" since it just felt... redundant and like there wasn't much creativity, save for the odd fun visual gag. But I gotta give you credit here for actually, y'know, taking the whole idea of "Here's actual chatter he did, in a game he played" but putting a unique story to it. It actually makes me happy to see you go that extra mile.

It looks good too even if I don't know why but I will always hate giant cartoon noses. It makes me think that the world is suffering from some kind of Jimmy Durante disease and are seconds away from grasping their throat and gurglihg "Ah... chah... chah... chaaaaaaa *dying breth*" ....Okay I have no idea what the fuck I was going on about there, but uh... good cartoon. =D

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

God I fuckin' love you. This may sound strange as someone who enjoys comedy, but I rarely literally laugh out loud even when I find something funny (Though I do smile or grin so it's not like you can't tell if you are in the same room with me that I am amused.) but these cartoons legitimately get the laughs out. It's just a perfect blend of the silly with good ol' dark humour hiding in the wings, it really is. Plus it makes me all nostalgic for my high school days and a "Holiday" the students made up, "Worthless Superhero Day" where people come up with the dumbest heroes they can, and Dr. Bees would have earned my vote. x3

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The Family Simp The Family Simp

Rated 4 / 5 stars

OMFG You stole this idea! You are an unoriginal hack, The Jetsams met the Flotstones YEARS ago and realized THEIR show was the same! I mean how could you rip off the blood sweat and tears of William Bannana and Yosef Barbera so blatantly you mean man.

Okay, in all seriousness this was pretty funny. I never tire of your voice(s) and art style, I dunno why but Stewie's... non-expression especially got to me, in fact when I saw it on the Nazi Blimp I about died. I also loved the painting of Mr. Burns in one scene. x3 Plus you pretty much nailed the episode itself, but in 5 minutes instead of an hour!

Recent Game Reviews

Fate Machine 1.0 Fate Machine 1.0

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pure nonsense, but a fun distraction for a few minutes. Some were gut busting, some were just ninesensical and "bleh" but that's what you get with a random generator. I think I laughed the most when I became Frank Ash, the lubricated spoon destined to molest Arnold Schwarzenegger. I also once became a coke snorting mother, appropriately titled Coketits McGee, whose destiny was to relentlessly stalk German people. Probably with her lubricated coke spoon she named Frank Ash, and she's too coked up to realize that poor old Schwarzenegger is austrian and not germna... but that won't stop her!

The Blind Swordsman The Blind Swordsman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That's actually rather neat! I guess I expected it to be an entirely April Foolsy type game (Like Segway of the Dead) considering the date but no this is an honest experiment and I rather like it. At first I thought it was just a joke and impossible, but then I noticed the shifting voice *slightly* and decided to put on my headphones instead of using my TV speakers lol. I have 7.1 headphones and I have pretty acute hearing, so this was a fun and interesting challenge! Glad to see an original idea!

Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game is awesome!

I'm actually not too fond of Distance games, or at the very least I got rather tired of them - the last one I remember enjoying (And still do enjoy) was Kitten Cannon and that was a while ago. They are just usually the same, more or less. Yet this one has enough personality that it caught my attention, and it kept me playing because of the presence of an actual "goal" and the in depth upgrades system. This game is addictive as hell, and the habit is hard to kick. I also adore the art design and the charm the game has. Good show, sir! I hope to see more in the future! =3

Recent Audio Reviews

Alice is Dead Alice is Dead

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love this song! I'll admit, I'm not your biggest fan Hania (Most of your music just isn't my type.) but this song wowed me over. If one thing did impress me about the songs of yours that I didn't like, it was your voice and hearing it in a song I find a bit more to my tastes makes me happy. The song is very reminiscent of the collaborative efforts of Akira Yamaoka & Mary Elizabeth McGlynn; combining a beautiful voice with a soothing yet undeniably atmospheric and haunting melody. Once again, this makes me happy.

Great work! Fav'd.

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Barlow Barlow

Rated 5 / 5 stars


KickASS dude. I love this track so much. Fav'd

Dispenser Erectin' Dispenser Erectin'

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Better than the original version xD

Not a fan of Snoop Dogg, though I liked this one. Clever use of the TF2 voices and sounds. lol.

Recent Art Reviews

Haunted Haunted

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad at all. Nice and creepy and I love all the little hidden details hidden in the haze. Though I do have to ask, were you at all inspired by the "Futurekill" painting by H.R. Giger? There's just a bit of a resemblance :P

Scottr5680 responds:

Thank you! No, it has no relation to that painting and I have only now seen it. I am however a huge fan of Giger and his work has been an inspiration for some of my own.

Bright Eyes Bright Eyes

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That's actually pretty awesome. I rather like the lighting, it's actually kind of eerie how well you captured the look of seeing something through a nighttime lens usually when people paint it it looks rather off. But it looks good enough here that it adds a tinge of realism that's cool, even if I scared my daughter because she walked in and thought it was a genuine photograph :P She's still wondering what the hell I'm looking at. For whatever reason, I really like the deer on the left (Or the girls right) for some reason, he's got a cute nose :3

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zephyo responds:

Oh lol thank you :D haha!! It's really that scary?? And thanks, I think so too

Flappyty Fap Fap Flappyty Fap Fap

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hah, admittedly I already kind of guessed early on this was going to use the "What did you think was happening, you dirty minded weirdo?" type gag, but you made it work well enough and that's all that really matters. The gif stuff was cool. I will say though, in the second panel, is that his hand or is he holding someones severed arm straight in the air?

Arms do net bend that way, unless he has really, really slender arms made of plastic. Ehh, w/e. I larfed soz thats what matters.