CroutonsOfDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Great Destiny Man 2]

Mad skills, as expected.

Dammit Chris, where do you get such mad talents? Who were your parents, cause you clearly came from perfect sperm. Your animation and artwork is still some of the best here on newgrounds, and of course your humour and sense of style is impeccable.

I rarely give out 10s anymore unless the flash is genuinely nigh perfect, but dammit you deserve that 10! Continue all your sexy, mind bogglingly amazing flashes.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks croutons!
i don't think i can really comment on the quality of my father's sperm but i wasn't very good at art when i was young so i think practice wins over talent

[Spongebob Crackpant]

Ehhh

I didn't really care for it. Not very funny or well done at all. I think the only things I really liked were Squidward's face (That was kind of funny) and that song was pretty cool. I wouldn't mind knowing who did it.

Faggot3000 responds:

I wouldn't mind too.

[Captain Planet Rampage]

You sly bastard

So you admitted it - all your sexeh sexeh flashing is a sexeh scheme for world dominatrixation. I don't care if that isn't a word.

Anyways, yeah this was awesome as always. My wife & I can go to bed laughing and affected by your damn sexeh rays.

<3 you as always.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[Repercussions of Evil]

That kicked ass.

Wow. That was hilarious. Thanks for introducing me to the genius of Peter Chimaera! xD I do have to admit, I wish this fanfic was a little longer because now I want more crazy bad Doom fanfic. There are so many bad fanfics but so few about Doom... save for the infamous "Imp Encounter." I don't know whether or not I should ask someone to animate that, cause it'd be funny... but terrifying too.

You also get credit for introducing me to some awesome Doom music remixes. Overall, that was pretty damned cool. Good job overall. =3

Galneda responds:

We learn something everyday! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the review :D

[Tootsie Roll Dysfunction]

Some laughs

Yeah, that was pretty funny. I think that if I had one complaint - it was that some scenes were just drawn on far too long. Regardless, I still laughed a bit. I think the voice acting was the best part; if the voice acting hadn't been so bloody supoib, I probably would've given it a 7 & 3. You get an 8 & 4 instead because the voices just added one big extra layer of funny for me.

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Thanks for the compliments on the voices. I decided to drag it on because I wanted the animation to be in "real time" as in, thats what would happen.

[He stole my Lollipop!]

Hah

That was funny. The last line was just brilliant. I think what made it was the voices, especially how they say "Fumb" instead of "Thumb." Also, the mean man with a stolen Lollipop looks like the Nostalgia Critic. Any relation?

Merol responds:

I don't know, it sounds like "thumb" to me.
I did notice it looks like the Nostalgia critic, but it wasn't intentional.

[LARRY episode 2]

Fan flipping tastic

This was awesome! Well worth the wait. The animation is terrific and it seems you've improved a fair amount from the first episode, which looked great, but this one felt smoother. The only kink in the animation that I really noticed was that in a couple scenes the backgrounds felt flat, especially in comparison with some of the others you've used; but this wasn't a common problem.

Obviously it's the humour where this shines. Episode 1 and 1.5 were both very funny (1.5 struck a chord with me seeing as I lived in Utah for a looong time) but this was more than funny; this was downright hilarious. I have a thing for dark humour and it is nice to see dark humour executed so well and with a fantasy theme as well.

Dark humour seems to be hard for people to succeed in because some people make it too soft and others make it a bit *too* sadistic. It can also be said it usually seems to have a suitably darker genre (I.E. Horror or suspense thriller) that it latches on to or satirizes than a swords and sorcery fantasy adventure, so you get points for having a unique combo as well. You did it right and it's been a long time since I've laughed this hard, and my evening is certainly a lot nicer now.

So all in all this was great. It looked great, sounded great, and was funny as hell. I can tell that you put a lot of effort into this and practically none of the effort was wasted. My wife enjoyed it too. I'm adding this to my favourites and I look forward to Episode 3.

-Kadath & Chie (TeamCroutons)

Jazza responds:

Thanks so much! Ep 1.5 was really easy for me to do, I know all the cliches since I AM a Mormon and like laughing at myself lol.

As for the dark humor, is it disturbing that it comes so naturally? Lol. Gore just does not gross me out and the most strange violent things I find funny. In animated form, not in video or anything, thats a different level of sick.

Anyhow thanks so much for the awesome review!!!