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[Bizzaro Tom Fulp arrival]

Damn, did Krapton really implode?

Did Krapton really implode? Damn, that's an anti-climax. My father was a Kraptonian and I was getting ready to head up there to assassinate him. Brutally. It's not that I'm ashamed about the fact I'm a half Krapton half Human abomination so much as I just really don't like the bloody git. Was the death at least painful?

Oh yeah, and welcome. Just avoid the politicians and the hobos, and you should be just fine. For some reason politicians and hobos don't like people with purplish hues.

poprock responds:

BiZZaRo read your page post. Your life more fucked up than anything BTF see on Krapton. Get out of Utah. NOW.

[Captain Planet Strip Club]

Awesome as usual :D

As usual Chris, your animation, your bizarro sense of humour, everything is great. I've told my friend Emma in Perth to keep an eye out for this on TV :P She's not too familiar with you, but maybe you'll find another fan. Fav'd as usual!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks croutons! i just hope the tv version makes sense, i had to cut a lot out.

[Cuboy Ep.3]

This series is awesome!

This review is somewhat for the whole series in general. As I said in my "Back to the Cubeture" review I hadn't seen these yet, but I figured I had to since BttC was so dang funny. I just got through watching these and I love them! The humour is.. well, hard to place or explain, but maybe that's why it is so fresh and unique, clearly the mark of very talented writers to have such a style. It's unpredictable and strange, but wholehearted and fun. The cube aesthetic is neat as well, and of course it plays host to various visual gags. The music is awesome throughout, and the voice acting is absolutely perfect which only makes it funnier!

I love you guys, and this series is going into my favourites list. Bravo! Can't wait for more. :)

EdibleCastle responds:

thanks again, very kind words

[Ed & His Inner Demons #1]

lawl! Great concept!

I understand #3 a bit more after watching this one (And the second one, consider this a 2 in one review) and it made me laugh. It had a really unique concept, very funny. I shall have to look forward to #4 now :)

kevinswearingen responds:

thanks, I just started the writing on #4, I'm going to call it "You want an Inner piece of me!"

I'm trying to take all the feedback in I can before I build the next one.

-kev

[Mr. Broose]

Not too bad!

I liked it, it was simple and kinda silly, but funny in a weird cathartic way. How did he become to be such a bastard though? Is that just his nature? :P

ZILLIS responds:

I have thought about developing his childhood and all - but all I can say is that he just represents a bully.
Even though (or maybe because) I was a bully bag as a kid, there's something interesting in the idea of a charismatic personality bullying everyone. So that's all it is.
The other side of the question is: Will he ever meet his match?
Thanks for the score.

[Crotchless Chaps]

Haha, that made me laugh..

My wife just showed this to me, I'm glad she did.. it made me laugh. :P She wants to know where she can get a pair of those chaps for me. xP

BiffTheTimid responds:

Tell your wife thanks for spreading the word, and that she'll be able to get a pair at American Eagle this fall.

[S13 - I Want It! Syndrome]

Awesome!

I love School 13. This was a great episode. Dimon really takes after his mother doesn't he? :P

By the way, when he crashes through the wall... please tell me that's a beer bottle between his legs in the wall mark, not his dick.. that would defy the laws of physics in a disturbing, probably painful way.. way.

Nightwayfarer responds:

thx, he's his mother copy :B
And yeah, that's probably a beer bottle right there... maybe ;)

[Pleasure Island 2]

WWWWWWWWINNNNNNNN!!

I know I've already said this thousands of time Chris, but YOU KICK ASS! I love the House of Squid and all the Greasy Moose characters! Can my wife have your childrena nd by proxy let me by the other father? PWeeeeeezeee? Also, yay, Gooseman! Haven't seen him in awhile :)

Fav'd as always.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha thanks croutonsofdeath! and if it's my sperm you're after, you know the answer is always yes.

[Vete a la Versh 4]

Wow. That was funny as hell

"Should I take it out?" "Yeah.. that'd be convenient." Funniest thing I've heard all day. That was great, man. I'll check out the other episodes sometime :)

Darkar responds:

Thanks!

[Don't Worry, Son]

Bwahahaha

As always, you are a GOD of animation. I love you, man! *hugs*

Too bad House of Squid is gunna be defunct for awhile... Peter K. Come back!
As always I'm favving this. When the GM website comes back I need to make a few more visits to the forums..

Nice job as always.

FAV'D.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i have no idea why the site is down, it was fine last night, and i'm NOT out of bandwidth!