CroutonsOfDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jail Escapade]

Decent, I liked the concept.

It was decent, for a first flash attempt. You definitely have a good concept there though, the characters abilities are definitely unique and interesting. The flash itself was standard Stick fare, though it was a little smoother than some.

Keep on going, practice some more and build up your skills. I would definitely love to see a more defined and complete copy of this flash, or a sequel/spinoff with the character once you've improved a bit.

[How to Hook Up the NES]

Awesome man, awesome!

This kicked ass. I haven't seen any of the other flashes in this series, but maybe I should. I knew instantly it was a tribute to the classic Goofy toons, and you did a great job there. :) It really felt like a good send up too those toons, plus it had a Nintendo... Nintendos always = Awesome. Fav'd!

[A Good Idea at the Time]

The Pillows kick ass!

The flash was still funneh, but what really made it great was The pillows. Second best band in the world :P Only after Pink Floyd. I've seen them live quite a few times.

[Crotchless Chaps]

Haha, that made me laugh..

My wife just showed this to me, I'm glad she did.. it made me laugh. :P She wants to know where she can get a pair of those chaps for me. xP

BiffTheTimid responds:

Tell your wife thanks for spreading the word, and that she'll be able to get a pair at American Eagle this fall.

[Pencilmation #7]

Cool!

This is the first Pencilmation I've seen, and judging by it, I should see the others! It was very cute and funny, it reminded me a lot of some of the older style cartoons, reminding us that we don't need curse words, sex, or gore to make us laugh. Just good ol' fashioned wackiness. :) By the way, if you are Ross Bollinger, how come the pencil says Will Bollinger? Borrowing a pencil from a relative are ye? :P

[S13 - I Want It! Syndrome]

Awesome!

I love School 13. This was a great episode. Dimon really takes after his mother doesn't he? :P

By the way, when he crashes through the wall... please tell me that's a beer bottle between his legs in the wall mark, not his dick.. that would defy the laws of physics in a disturbing, probably painful way.. way.

Nightwayfarer responds:

thx, he's his mother copy :B
And yeah, that's probably a beer bottle right there... maybe ;)

[Pleasure Island 2]

WWWWWWWWINNNNNNNN!!

I know I've already said this thousands of time Chris, but YOU KICK ASS! I love the House of Squid and all the Greasy Moose characters! Can my wife have your childrena nd by proxy let me by the other father? PWeeeeeezeee? Also, yay, Gooseman! Haven't seen him in awhile :)

Fav'd as always.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha thanks croutonsofdeath! and if it's my sperm you're after, you know the answer is always yes.

[Dimlight]

Win!

That was EPIC WIN. Not just because it was genuinely funny and great parody, but also because you used Electric Light Orchestra :V

[Badly Drawn Dawg Series 3]

EPIC

This was so cruel, evil, and disgusting. Yet epic. I'm 66, so I meet the age requirement!! HAha, stupid youngsters, you will never enjoy this! Not in another 50 years or so!

Being old rocks.

Great work though. Everything made me laugh. This is my new favourite.

[GameMaster 3: Pac-Man]

That'll do Sam T, That'll do.

That was kick ass. Well worth the wait. Very good parody of PacMan :) Also, hooray for breaking the 4th wall!