CroutonsOfDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 3]

Wow

I watched all these Alfred movies and I have a question after seeing it all...

Are you the daughter of David Lynch and David Chronenberg? That's the only way I can think you could come up with this twisted series. The weird, David Lynchian repetition and nonsense and the Chronenberg-esque body horror and sex... yeah all that stuff. Definitely... different though. In a good way. Great choice of music too.

[Mortasheen]

Creepy yet funny at the same time.

You've definitely got some interesting creatures there, and this flash was both funny and at the same time creepy... I want one of those chainsaw masks though. That'd be awesome. Loved the ending.

Good work man!

[Alfred Christ]

ALL HAIL TEH NEW MESSAYAH

THATS SOME SMEXY SMITING HE DONE DO THERE.

[Meet the Spy]

Awesome, I love the spy!

That was a surprisingly good fan vid. You made great use of the voice work from the game. I also loved the ending. The only real problem I had with the video is that there was no music, and it would've been nice to have some.

Now do a Pyro vid :D

[Left 4 Speed]

Hiiiiiiiiilarious.

I love you Oney!! Once again your movie has managed to make me LOL!

I shall only make one nitpick: L4D on the 360? PHAIL! Mouse + Keyboard FTW.

That's not an actual gripe on the film though, just whoever was playing the game :P

Anyways, it was still hysterical. Great job!

[Perpetual Workday]

Very entertaining!

I loved it man! Oh, and Viking Bob is awesome for more reason than one. One of those reasons is that I'm probably related to him if he's an Erikson, good ol' Leif Erikson was an ancestor of mine :D

rockymike responds:

Yep, his name is Robert Erikson. You're probably cousins.

Thanks for the review!

[why? hammer]

Why is random violence so funny?

Seriously, why is it that random violence such as this is so entertaining? I can't explain it, but hey, I won't complain because it made me laugh.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Brilliance!!

Wow, what in the FUCK did I just watch? No really, what the FUCK? The animation and artwork was also extremely well executed. Fav'd!

TmsT responds:

Try not to think about it (particularly at night).