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[Drew Pickles Fucks All!]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brilliant!

This is absolute BRILLIANCE. The height of satire! To all you NewGrounds characters: Once you get popular, your ultimate fate is to take a ride on Drew Pickle's giant, mushroom tipped cock. Think of it as a compliment, Drew Pickles is one helluva good fuck!

cyberen responds:

I must say after he reamed me through my entire digestive system I couldn't even contemplate filing rape charges, he was too damn good.

[Blockhead: Episode 10]

Weevil = THE SHIT!

I love The Weevil! As always, this is absolutely hysterical. Oh, and do I see a Gooseman on that 'Got Organs?' Billboard? Nice to see you're a Greasy Moose fan too! :D

[Blockhead: Episode 4]

This is a stupid painting. You should change it!

I laughed so hard. You're now on my favourites list, Swain! I'm loving these blockhead shorts. :)

[Blockhead: Episode 11]

Absolutely. Fucking. Hysterical.

This is one of the funniest things I've seen all day. I haven't seen the previous 10 episodes, but I'm definitely going to have to. This made my day, which was otherwise fairly depressing. I loved the animation, the voices, and of course the humour! It was all great. :)

[Abyssal]

Creepy

Wow you actually managed to creep me out and most people can't do that. Part of it may be the connections to underwater creatures, I've always hated some of those freaky' deep underwater creatures, and my mind likes to run amok whenever I imagine the fact that there are tons of creatures down there we haven't even learned of yet. Very interesting animation, and you did something that most people cannot. Very good job, man! Your talent as an animator is really growing. Can't wait to see more things like this and some more Fear Hole :P

Scythemantis responds:

Thanks! I am trying to be more productive this year, that's for sure!

[TIH - Hugs]

Series, pl0x

This would make a great series! I was about on the floor laughing at the end. I seriously did not see it coming. :P Very unique concept, very fun concept. If you keep with this style of humour, than you have one of the next great NG comedy series on your hands.

The animation was very smooth and stylish. The voices were well done, maybe not great, but good and effective nonetheless. The humour fit the premise well, as I said, the punchline was great. :D One of the funniest original toons I've seen on NG in awhile. Can't wait for more!

[It's Freakin' Luigi]

Go Weegee!

Not enough Luigi flashes out there, and this is one of the best! You make me laugh. I'm adding you to my favs, you have serious sprite talent. :D

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

You sir, have epic talent.

Mario Flashes are so common, and while it can be said your movie fits under the thousands of 'Mario fucks up!' flashes you have epic talent because you made it FUNNY. Usually they are bland and uninspired, but your great timing and animation made what would otherwise be an uninspired idea very, very funny and entertaining.

Very, very good job, man!

[Made Man (Pilot Episode)]

It has potential

I'm not going to bring up the graphics, I can live with stick figures though there still could be some improvement in the actual animation. In a lot of ways, it was fairly generic but even then, it still has the potential to go somewhere great. I'd suggest working on the characters a bit before making the first episode. As a writer, it's usually best to have your characters fleshed out and you know they'll stand out and be compelling or interesting, so that when you work on the situation for them to act in you'll have a better idea what that character is going to do.

I'm also going to recommend maybe looking for some voice actors. I'd prefer to hear voices over the subtitles, both simply because voices are nice in a movie and because you made the subtitles go by fairly quickly. I'm sure you could find a voice actor somewhere if you can't do some yourself, in fact if you want I am looking to be in some flash films and I'd gladly help you with voices.

Take into consideration what I've said, and you could probably make a fairly entertaining film.