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Hello. I am a Grammar Nazi.

If you would kindly follow me over here to this camp, it would be much appreciated. We can't tolerate your grammar, but I'm the nice Grammar Nazi, and if you don't resist I won't have to hurt you.

JackDeston responds:

Hail Grammar!

Ceeripes man

That was creepy. I have no idea how, but it was. Good job!

Disturbing

I lol'd yet I was really, really sympathetic because I suffer from chronic migraine headaches. I'm allergic to Aspirin, so I don't take that but I do take Tylenol and I overdosed once. I'm about one tylenol short of losing my faithful ol' liver.

Cewl

It was weird hearing my voice, but cool anyways. You could lower the music volume or turn the voice volume up a little bit. Otherwise good job!

Rofl

I have no idea what the fuck happened, but it is my kind of fucked up bullshit. Good job!

jayeshepherd93 responds:

thanks !

Tee-hee

Not a great flash, but it was still fun. I think you summed it up best really, silly, short, violent (and most importantly) funny. I had a quick chuckle!

TheSpicanator responds:

lol thanks..violence is key to entertainment now

OWWWWW

Wow. I can almost imagine the pain, and I don't like it. Well, I forgot that feeling as soon as the laughs came. Haha! Laugh at his pain. We are terrible people, aren't we? This flash was awesome :P

xD Very funny

I just saw this after rewatching tWHYlight again and thought this was just as funny xD I loved this Flash. I'm going to have to check out your other 'Siblings' videos :) I love the characters and the absurd (but funny) story.

ROFL!

I fucking LOVED this flash. I despise Twilight and never understood its appeal. My brother (Yes, my brother) and my sister tried to rope me into reading the book, I got 60 pages in and pulled my hair out. They weren't even fucking vampires. Thank god they didn't try to rope me into the movie, though they kept taunting me claiming my wife would try and rope me into it, but then when the film opened she came to me and said 'I'm gunna go out and kill EVERYONE who goes to see Twilight!' and my response.. 'OMFG ME TOO! AFTERWARDS, YOU WANNA BURN DOWN THE HOT TOPICS WHERE ALL THE MERCHANDISE IS GUNNA BE!?' Then my wife got this insane glimmer in her eye and shouted 'YEAH!' Too fucking bad that stuff is against the law >:( Oh well, it was fun saying it anyways :D Funniest Twilight review out there next to the Bum's review of it. :D

FUCKING AWESOME!

Waldemar, as always you are one of the best artists on here. Your work is so messed up yet brilliant. You kick ass man, and this flash is only another testament to your awesomeness. FAV'd!

W-P-S responds:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

You ever get the feeling like something is in your brain gnawing away at your sanity? Yeah, that's me.

Kadath @CroutonsOfDeath

Age 33, Male

Student filmmaker

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Shirakawa, Japan

Joined on 10/6/08

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