CroutonsOfDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[This is not a Corkscrew]

Neat!

Really surreal and well done. Good job! :) I hope you got a good grade for it.

[Not Animated]

Everyone likes fireworks

The quality could be better, but I know that converting video to flash always distorts some of the original video. Oh, and there is nothing against non-animated submissions, there are tons of video submissions that have live action footage. Some are very popular, look at a lot of the stuff by kn0x or the FPS in real life series.

Oh, and everyone loves fireworks.. It didn't look like any harm was done though :P

[Orlando's Joint #10]

You can't kill that roach... because its bumpy!

Ah, this was type of flash film I was looking for tonight. It made me laugh. Can't wait for the next part. :)

[With My Mind's Madness]

Oh yeah, Jesus rules.

This flash is another reason why Jesus is the shit. The animation had a sketchy, somewhat distorted feel to it, but it was stylish and detailed in a sense that made it a great flash to look it. The whole distortion also is not a knock, because with a series so insane there is no doubt going to be something that is distorted, be it story, animation, etc.

The music was great, the action was cool, and it was definitely worthy of Madness. I will point out that it doesn't have the humour of the Madness series, but considering that the film is supposed to be a final showdown.. that's forgivable.

Overall, this flash oozed style, great animation, sound, music and instantly takes the cake for being one of the best Madness tributes/spinoffs out there.

[Untitled random movie]

There is being randomly funny and randomly stupid.

I am sad to say that your movie falls into the latter category. I love me some random things, but it has to be delivered right. I'm afraid you didn't do too good a job. Better animation probably would have helped. I'm used to Speakonia voices, since I lurve me some clock crew flashes, so I'm not going to knock you for that one. The other sound effects did their job except for that 'beeping' between each scene. That got annoying. I give you 2 stars simply because there were 2 parts that kinda made me smile: When the punching bag punched back and the kid swearing when his balloon popped.

2/5
2/10

[The Lion King]

Hmm. Nothing particularly good.

This flash movie could've been a bit better. The joke was somewhat predictable, although the 'mishap' premise still has plenty of possibilities. It may have been better if you thought of multiple ones to explore than just the 'He drops Simba' route.

The animation was O.K. It wasn't very good, but it did its job. It could've been far worse.

As always, you get credit for trying. If you return to this premise, try and think up of a way to make it a tad more entertaining and explore what other mishaps could happen in that scene.