CroutonsOfDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Inanimated]

Great job, man!

This movie was hysterical. The voice overs were great, and despite being fairly 'stupid' in some aspects it was done well enough to be very funny. The animation was great, especially for your first flash. It was overall quite good.

You see kids, this is why you should keep Hobos in their boxes.. or else, bad things happen.

[COGS OF WAR 2]

Rofl

Creepy, that was almost exactly like what was going on during me and my wifes co-op play through. 'What the fuck is that!?'

I admit that was pretty lulzy.

And in case you other people are too lazy to read the P.S. in the description

SPOILER WARNING!

[Dog Of Man]

Sheer brilliance. I must see your other films..

That was brilliant. Surreal, scary, and very well done. The animation was top notch, as were the drawings. The music helped add to the already eerie setting, and the sound effects were crisp and crystal clear. This is one of the most imaginative flash movies I've seen in awhile and definitely one of the most surreal and creepy, which I've only been able to say for very few such flash animations. I'll definitely have to watch some of your other work. For now, this is fav'd. Great job man.

[Chris & Harry]

Poor Harry.

I hate coconut. (That end move was pretty brutal too. Ouch.) That flash was absolutely hysterical though. Some of the facial expressions were absolutely PRICELESS. There must be a sequel! You guys are perfect together.

Oney responds:

thanks man!

[Angry Dog - Pheromones]

Face it... you love donkeys.. you LUST FOR ASS!

That was pretty damn funny. This is probably my favourite Angry Dog so far.

[Pleasure Island]

Ignore all the bad reviews..

Yeah, so, they got a point. This flash IS fucked up beyond hell, but thats why it was hysterical. I loved it! As always, your animation is top notch. I <3 the House of Squid comics. Adapt more! They are one of the finest examples on the nets of how to be random.. AND funny at the same time. I <3 this flash. Screw all you who voted 0 just because its fucked up.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks man! i was originally gonna do way more house of squids than this one but never got the time.

[A Stoner Story Ep-1]

OH NOES! NOT SNOOK!!!

I lol'd. Was your weed laced with something though, I've never come up with things like that on a non-hallucinogenic drug.. not that I've ever taken any. >_> <_< GET OFF MY ARSE!

Tekky responds:

I hadn't smoked in a few days and my tolerance was down.... Then i smoked a big fatty ;D

[Hungry]

Great

Great FBF animation. Funny too. I couldn't help but think when the can opener hit his head the line 'And god said let there be can openers!.' Hooray for Deus Ex Machina!