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[John's Arm 3]

Super Dick!!!

A super hero dick would be pretty awesome. The only negative to it is if John hates his arm when it leaves him, wouldn't it be annoying if he was having sex and his dick had to go off and save the world? That would be really annoying. Unless he had two dicks, but I don't want to imagine that. You also get bonus for using Frankenstein, the best psychedelic instrumental rock solo next to Echoes!

Now to the fourth (I'm adding the first three to my favs.)

[John's Arm 2]

More lulz!

I loved the first and this was pretty funny as well. Still my only gripe is the tinny audio, but that is only a mild negative. I'm poor right now, but if I like the other two I just might buy the DVD movie! :D I shall watch them now!

[John's Arm]

LOL

Unique idea, it really made me laugh. :) I shall have to watch the rest of the series. The animation was surprisingly good for 2003 as well, while it is a tiny bit stiff the drawings still hold up. The only negative for me is the sound/voices are a bit tinny and not very clear, although the actual acting is fun as well. I'll check out and review the other 3 later! :D

[Christmas Pill]

Epic win

I have to feel sorry for Santa, but we all know he'll be fine. :) I loved this flash! The animation was excellent, very fluid and it was synced very well. Thumbs up!

[Robotic Octopus Snowman]

Hmm.

I have somewhat mixed feelings about this animation.

The Good: The graphics were excellent. They had a very surreal tone to them and it definitely fit this flash. The sound design worked as well. The idea is morbid, and dark humour is a particular favourite of mine. The idea is unique as well.

The bad: Most of the problems with this film stem from a single root problem: The length. While it fit for this joke in particular, I think that the idea behind this flash could be fleshed out a tad more. It would've been more interesting to see more of the ROS causing havoc or at least explore more adventures of the ROS (No lame back stories though, the name explains all we need to know of its history :P) but this could all be done in the future.

Overall, I like it, but it is far from perfect. I'd love to see some more exploits of the ROS though someday. :)

[Is that.. Mario & Luigi?!]

Take it from the Mario Bros. themselves kids...

And don't be a fucking fanboy. Tee hee. This flash pleasantly surprised me, really. Very funny. :D

DAGamesOfficial responds:

too bloody right, we have enough fanboys around this website, heck, round the world, we don't need anymore wannabes in this world :D

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

Mmmm.... big pancakes.

More people need to understand that there is a difference between those tiny things and the nice big ones. That ending made me laugh :) It's pretty funny to offend waitresses on accident. (My brother is really good at that)

[king pepe]

Lulz, what?

That was creepy, perverted, weird, fucked up....

and I liked it. Alot.

[Nature Outing]

Nice! Loved it.

Very well done. It's also really nice to see some stop motion animation on newgrounds that's full screen and not so damn pixelated. So many of them are pixelatted and surrounded by black borders. :( Very good job on this film! I'll have to check out some more stuff by you later :)

VillainousTurtleSLC responds:

Yeah but the only reason the quality is good is because it's so short. People are complaining about how short it is but if it were any longer the quality would start suffering very quickly. Thanks man!

[Thwomps: The Movie]

LET'S SQUISH HIM!!!

This cartoon was awesome. Easily the best sprite movie on the portal. I laughed like 100 times.

Oh, and for the love of god Mario, stop doing that!